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1 — 3 (I came here to leave comments and give high ratings. And I just ran out of high ratings.)
2 — 7 (Ya, you're not winning, son.)
3 — 5 (Behold, a rare photograph of an explorer, just seconds before his death.)
4 — 6 (When you get drunk after a couple of sips.)
5 — 6 (When you're a god, but you still have insecurities about your face.)
6 — 5 (When you twist your sword in the head of a defeated enemy.)
7 — 7 (When you get a scratch while shaving and pretend it's a cool battle scar.)
8 — 4 (When you end up on the cover of a romance novel.)
9 — 1 (When Revan allowed free allocation of attribute points again.)
10 — 7 (When Revan decided to make the ruler male.)