Tawawa

Alex has a pretty good grasp of HeroesWorld folks' tastes in women, but can he guess their preferences in videos?

It's easier to win a masquerade, especially considering this is only the second video contest. But I'll give it a try.

Names - 2 Boring and drawn out. And why do they keep repeating their "person"? Even considering the concept. Even I, a native but tongue-tied Russian speaker, would have switched it to man/pal/guy/bro/buddy/dude a hundred times over... (Nayra/Frag)
Noise - 3 Well... some might find it relatable, but watching it for a whole minute? I'd rather tap on my laptop IRL and yank out some cables. (Vish/Arets)
Cake - 3 Too niche of a topic. Could have been fun if it were some trashy cooking with crap, sticks, and MREs, or something extreme, but as is - no. (Ment)
Salvatore - 8 Energetic, crazy, lost it at the ending. Best of the contest. (Ples/Revan)
Autism - 3 An overdone topic, not enough trashiness from either side, but a plus for brevity (Nebo)
Twenty - 5 The portrayals of Ru-s-s-sian life were pleasing, but not the audio track. And certainly not that gesticulation. (Lock)
Bill Haley - 7 Whoa, damn, what a blast of old-school and American vibes... Average in terms of theme fit, but great audio track and only a couple of minutes long. (Dag)
Robot Fyodor - 6 This creature will take your last 15 rubles a month — can you accept that? Or will you join the ranks of a new era's Luddites? (Frag/Medge)
Batmetal - 3 Those who haven't watched it won't understand? The music is so-so, but the video and inserts are a nightmare. The only one I couldn't finish watching, and the length has nothing to do with it. (Arets?)
Catmetal - 6 Kind of funny. (Kosha/Dag)
Shot - 2 A plus for brevity. Otherwise, a completely zero video. (Tox)

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Cake - 3. Too niche of a topic.

Well done, me. Into the "perfectly wise" category.