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1. - 6, my childhood friend from the neighborhood
2. - 6, my classmate from university
3. - 7, my classmate from school
4. - 7, my colleague
5. - 6, my school bully
6. - 6, my Christian fiancée
7. - 8, her lonely friend
8. - 5, my weird former classmate
9. - 6, my cousin

- This is what happens when I'm the GM. I get a GIF and don't even bother to convert it into a video, just so I can trigger pedants like Medj, so they lower the score of another participant, thereby indirectly increasing my own chances.