Граф Орлов
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Gullveig watched in amazement as her mercenaries, instead of solemnly and with weapons drawn, rushing into the wilderness to hunt the creatures of darkness; instead of being inspired by the idea of saving the unfortunate captives, simply dispersed throughout the village, and most of them went to relax in the sauna...
Guy's mercenary resume with prices was found:
Wield a sword -- 50 lungos
Fill out a form -- 50 lungos
Save hostages -- 100 lungos each
Risk your life -- 200 lungos
Take on the job urgently -- 300 lungos
Show enthusiasm -- 500 lungos
Moonlight as a pimp -- monthly gym membership
Get drunk -- free
Fight -- free
Relax in the sauna -- free
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers