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- Well, we bought the car, where are we going to get it insured?
- I've already called four insurance companies. The first one turned me down, the second one turned me down, and the third one turned me down...
- What about Rosgosstrakh?
- They turned me down too. They explained that they don't insure washing machines against theft...
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- This is from fatigue, this is from nervous strain, and this is from depression.
- Thank you, doctor, thank you... Do you have anything besides vodka?
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In Russia, a double solid line should be at least 40 centimeters high.
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The path to a woman's heart lies through her refrigerator.
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Smoking light cigarettes is like soaping a noose with baby soap.
- I've already called four insurance companies. The first one turned me down, the second one turned me down, and the third one turned me down...
- What about Rosgosstrakh?
- They turned me down too. They explained that they don't insure washing machines against theft...
***
- This is from fatigue, this is from nervous strain, and this is from depression.
- Thank you, doctor, thank you... Do you have anything besides vodka?
***
In Russia, a double solid line should be at least 40 centimeters high.
***
The path to a woman's heart lies through her refrigerator.
***
Smoking light cigarettes is like soaping a noose with baby soap.
