Lungworth

“Wow…” Gai managed to utter in a quiet, hoarse voice, beholding the true magnificence of Zeus’s stronghold. “My, what a place… it’s not just a manor, not even a palace, it’s a downright imperial residence. Fit for an emperor, and not just any emperor, but the Emperor of Humanity. There are people in this world who trace their lineage back to its very roots, who revere their founder as an unshakeable ideal, and who strive to emulate him in every way. Soon, there will be a new dynasty in the world – the dynasty of Zeus. And, remembering the histories of the Heckelian kings and queens, filled with all sorts of dark deeds – rampant incest, sodomy with minotaurs, and other unsavory characters that don’t inspire much respect – and comparing them to the lifestyle of the ruler of the gym… If Gai lived in the future and could choose a dynasty for himself, it would be the dynasty of Zeus. But here comes the owner. Gai picked up his jaw, which had dropped. “Greetings, and thank you for allowing me to see this stronghold… If I were a poet or an artist, and not a warrior, I would certainly capture this in words or paint. But I won’t beat around the bush; I’ve found another lucky girl. She’s very young, but all her documents are in order, she’s healthy, and she’s good-looking. She’s a little… eccentric. I described the situation to her in a somewhat veiled way, but she got carried away, so she’ll probably try to confuse you when you meet. She’s also very impressionable, so please be gentle with her, or she might lose her mind, and we might have to work with her later… Well, who am I to lecture anyone on how to approach women? She probably won’t want to leave here once she sees it. Should I call her?”