Lungworth

— Please provide your name and briefly describe your skills and experience; this will be sufficient for potential employers. If you are forming a team, describe your expectations for your future subordinates, the format for sharing rewards, and any other details you deem necessary.

Expectations? Well, two arms, two legs, at least one eye, and an indifferent attitude towards the prospect of a painful and shameful death... Formats for sharing, details, and probably a bunch of paperwork too. Oh, never mind, I'll just go to Gonzo's. Guy took a mercenary application form and scribbled down: "Guy. Warrior. Two-handed sword. Has combat experience. Capable of operating stealthily."
-- Wait, did I forget something? Do I have to come back every day and check if I've found a squad, or if a commander or recruiter will come looking for me?