⚔️Serberia

(when you encounter an unfamiliar mutant demon with devastating powers while completing a quest to protect the kingdom):
-Of course, of course, esteemed demon, come in, come in, would you like us to escort you to the city? Perhaps some tea?
(when your brother says that his cat gives him useful advice):
-HERETIC! ARTERIA WILL PUNISH! IT WILL PUNISH!