⚔️Serberia

— Alright, tell a joke first, and then talk about yourself and the people around you.

-Well... um... - Anders couldn't remember a single joke, but then he suddenly had an idea - I once heard that a Valkyrie who controlled water and the ocean died because she drowned! Isn't that a joke? It's a bit dark, of course - Anders frowned - okay, let me tell you about my life:
-I was born in the 1950s on the outskirts of Elheim. My parents quickly stopped taking care of me, so I had to forget about them. I joined a street gang, and by the way - Anders' eyes widened - that's when I first met you! Our leader had a talking cat, and I asked him what to do, and he said, "Get out of Elheim," so I left. Now I live under the roof of a kind baron who takes in various orphans and homeless people. There are many of us here, let me tell you a little about each of them:
Veserod - a stern, bearded man who owns a sheep farm. Actually, he has lived separately from the baron for a long time, but he still spends time with us.
Gulveig - Anders blushed - a beautiful girl with very... mmm... well, she's very beautiful and strong. Although a little clumsy.
Shino - well, she dresses and behaves like... What's the point of being shy, we're friends now? She acts like a prostitute.
Kalentia - I don't know what to say about her, but she seems like a very serious girl. It feels like she has her whole life planned out.
Anselm - there's not much to say about him, except that he's handsome and always spends time with girls. He either goes to church to see the local priestess or some blonde girl is running after him...
Renold and Ilva - I don't know much about them either, except that they always spend time together. It feels like there's only him and her, and the rest of the world is just... there.
Daniel - we have the same mentor, Matthias, so we know each other pretty well. But I don't like him, he keeps mispronouncing my name.
Rohei - well, he... he's different from us in that he has narrow eyes. But he seems like a good guy, he's always going to the hospital, learning how to heal people.
Alessia - well, I don't know anything about her at all, I don't think I even see her.
Eir - well, she's kind of crazy, but she fights very well.
Yua - and this is a girl we found in the forest not long ago. She was lying in a tree, and before that, a bunch of tree-people attacked us. It's all strange, but I hope the baron will sort it out.