Sacred Haven of Debauchery

5. Never order a "latte" in Italy. Never.
I witnessed the bitchiest of bitchy girls order a "latte" at a cafè in English. The barista was confused and tried to understand better what she meant by speaking the only language he knew, Italian. The girl raised her voice and in English said, "Just give me a latte". I giggled to myself, she turned and shot me a piercing, soul crushing glance that only she could produce. Ten seconds later she received her glass of milk, which is exactly what she ordered. Caffe latte, is of course what she was trying to get. I watched her glance up at the barista and storm out, never to be seen again.