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Just as a "skuf" is the lowest form of existence for male homo sapiens, so is an "altushka" for the female. At least, judging by the chart. So, Reven, your bar is just set higher than the bottom.
And at that bottom, the bar is at the level of chad models who are millionaires. And what are you going to do to them?
Their bar may be as high as Ferlutz's or Adalard Grimm's, but often they can't get anything more than a conditional Zedil.
But those with a decent bar are quite capable of snagging some Whiteclaw. There's your paradox.
They can't get anything serious, but for something unserious, they can get it just about anywhere. And they don't need the former anyway.
Well, by that logic, someone would agree to a curtain and a can of energy drink...
Ah, damn... Sky, forgive me! Don't downvote me for revealing your professional little secrets.