MyDepressionList

Just as a "skuf" is the lowest form of existence for male homo sapiens, so is an "altushka" for the female. At least, judging by the chart.
So, Reven, your bar is simply set higher than the bottom.

And that bottom's bar is at the level of chad models and millionaires. And what are you going to do to them?

Their bar might be as high as Ferlutz's or Adalard Grimm's, but often they can't hope for anything more than a conditional Zedil.

But those whose bar is normal are quite capable of snagging some Whiteclaw. There's your paradox.