Граф Орлов
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Just as a skuf is the lowest form of existence for male homosapiens, so is an altushka for the female kind. At least, judging by the plaque.
So, Revan, your bar is simply set higher than the bottom.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers