Knights of Tezoth

In terms of external qualities, the left one wouldn't leave the right one a single chance.

That's how men cut off the domestic, normal women, get stuck on the bad ones for whom they're "just friends," and then foam at the mouth shouting: "all women are the same, they only look at looks and wallets."

I'm not shouting. And I wouldn't enter into a relationship with either of them. They both need to see a psychologist, albeit for different reasons.

The left one could also use a visit to a venereologist...