Knights of Tezoth

Zoomers were giving me 28 at most, some 25 (apparently have vision issues). If it weren't for the f***ed-up bone structure on my face, I could probably get 23.

I still get asked for ID at the supermarket when I shave.

I don't want to disappoint you, but that's coping. You probably look like Western scuffidons rather than CIS types and you're coasting on the contrast. No one is going back to 2007.