Zoomers gave me 28 at most, some said 25 (apparently have vision issues). If it weren't for the f***ed-up bone structure on my face, I could probably get 23.
People still ask for my ID at the supermarket when I shave.
I don't want to disappoint you, but that's coping. You probably look like Western skufidons rather than CIS ones and you're riding on the contrast. No one is going back to 2007.