Knights of Tezoth

Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (135/200).
Zedil attacks the horse, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (70/200).
Zedil restores 100 HP (195/200) (4/5).
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks the horse.
The horse takes 85 damage (-55/200) and leaves the battle.
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (170/200).
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (140/200).
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (130/200).
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (65/200).
Zedil restores 100 HP (165/200) (3/5).
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (110/200).
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (100/200).
Zedil restores 100 HP (200/200) (2/5).
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (80/200).
Orwald restores 100 HP (180/200) (4/5).
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (150/200).
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (135/200).
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (120/200).
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (70/200).
Zedil restores 100 HP (170/200) (1/5).
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (105/200).
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald.
Orwald takes 85-55=30 damage (90/200).
Orwald restores 100 HP (190/200) (3/5).
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (40/200).
Zedil restores 100 HP (140/200) (0/5).
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (75/200).
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil, miss.
Zedil attacks Orwald, miss.
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (10/200).
Suffering yet another defeat, Zedil, apparently out of frustration, struck Orwald with a Devastating Blow, but missed once again... OD (1/6).
Orwald attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 95-30=65 damage (-55/200).

Sir Orwald de Martelam wins

Miasma, you forgot to count the necklace of ears. Zedil actually does have one victory. Extremely comical, but it exists. x)

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Or maybe it's not a victory, since Orwald's shield was also forgotten...