Milady Chonchonlia Quinteya wins...
"Even the most seasoned landowner would envy such a fierce vegetable bombardment, milady!" remarked Alsira, brushing pumpkin scraps off her snow-white attire. "I hope the remaining participants of this vegetable carnage will be put to edible use, at least for the needs of the poor. It would be a crime to waste such a mountain of lovingly grown fare."