Knights of Tezoth

I stopped worrying about the harmfulness in terms of various additives and such. They're already in all food by default, given how it's grown. To have something harmless, you'd have to live on a farm far from civilization, somewhere in Argentina, and grow everything yourself. That's too complicated, too tedious, too expensive, and most likely even impossible.

Bro, switch to a diet: steaks, eggs, cheese (if you have the real stuff, not a cheese-containing product), vegetables, and fruit if you want. And you'll be doing great.

Sometimes you can throw in some buckwheat or Greek yogurt, or even avocado, but that's up to your taste. Instead of steaks, if you're really short on funds at the moment, you can go for something a bit lower-tier like poultry — the fillet specifically — but overall there shouldn't be any problems.

Those steaks of yours are way overrated. Plus you have to cook them. Turkey and chicken are fine to stick with, plus tuna and salmon. And I already eat eggs, vegetables, and fruit; cheese doesn't really do it for me.

Damn, you're rich — even I can't afford vegetables and fruit regularly, let alone cheese. You could support anyone yourself over there.

I didn't account for that — you do indeed have to wash the pan afterward. That's probably the most unpleasant part, though it's not really difficult or time-consuming.