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Arrived at the train station in Moscow, wanted to switch to a different route, was jostled by the crowd, checked the schedule on my phone, looked at the signs, and ended up boarding the wrong train. And before that, I accidentally put eye drops, which an ophthalmologist uses to dilate pupils, into my cat's eyes.