Heroist, I hope that when this forum is gone, a monument will be erected in its place in your honor. People like you should be depicted in marble.
I'm not sure if I'm right, but it seems to me that if the title of the song you were listening to is "Why are you gay?", then it should be "Why are you a gay?", and that, it seems to me, translates to "Why are you gayish?". Maybe I'm wrong, I don't want to claim that. In any case, I'm sure I wouldn't like such a song. Personally, I would prefer to listen to something else.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт