Граф Орлов
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In bold letters above the sheet: nothing like this has ever happened to anyone, anywhere.
I'm not a jerk to betray people, and I'm not a loser to not sort things out myself. Even if "sort things out myself" means "getting beaten up and enduring abuse from the crowd every day."
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers