Dreams.

I dreamt that I was a fat guy in armor who, trying to escape the hardships of the outside world, climbed into a vampire's castle and wanted to settle there quietly and wait it out, but she burned him, decided to have some fun, and play some kind of stupid verbal-logical game that all sorts of long-lived fantasy weirdos like to play, who have gone mad from idleness in their chambers, and he lost. As a result, he had to run away, diving into a moat, and a shark ate him there.