Граф Орлов
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1 -- 6 That's Selyar Sergei: he has a beer belly, a potato-shaped nose, and "hussar" mustaches. Why did he get a haircut and dress up like that?
2 -- 5 When you try to look cool, but your excess weight and lack of cheekbones give you away.
3 -- 4 The topic of breasts is explored better than in the previous contest.
4 -- 6 When you were born in the Soviet Union and try to hide the pain.
5 -- 4
6 -- 8
7 -- 7 When you spent years training, but still look like Valera the Buryat from the factory.
8 -- 5
2 -- 5 When you try to look cool, but your excess weight and lack of cheekbones give you away.
3 -- 4 The topic of breasts is explored better than in the previous contest.
4 -- 6 When you were born in the Soviet Union and try to hide the pain.
5 -- 4
6 -- 8
7 -- 7 When you spent years training, but still look like Valera the Buryat from the factory.
8 -- 5
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers