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1 - 5, take a picture of me as if I'm trendy.
2 - 5, take a picture of me as if I'm riding the subway.
3 - 5, take a picture of me as if I'm a Jedi.
4 - 5, take a picture of me as if I robbed a library.
5 - 8, take a picture of me as if I'm winning a photo contest on some forum.
6 - 5, take a picture of me as if my eyes are filled with sadness because the shaving cream is finished.
8 - 5, take a picture of me as if my classmates took my backpack and I realize I can't do anything about it.
9 - 5, take a picture of me as if I'm very thoughtful.