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You look at watermelons and oranges at these contests, and then you have dreams about student life. This time, it was funny, though. I won't describe the backstory; I'll just mention that I was flying in a helicopter over the sea with some guys and killing communists, or saving marine animals, or something? I didn't quite understand what I was doing, but it was interesting. When we finished, we flew to the shore and ended up in some place that was built on a hillside or mountain. There were many soft sofas and small tables on its veranda, where some people were sitting. So, I lay down on one of the sofas to sleep (sleeping in a dream, mmm). Suddenly, some woman sat next to me, covered me with a blanket, and started flirting. I said something like, "Leave me alone, I want to sleep," but it didn't stop her. She put her hand in my pants and grabbed my anus and started doing inappropriate things. I definitely didn't want to sleep anymore. Then she called me into her room. I followed her. Her room turned out to be a small, cozy room with a curtain instead of a door. Student life began, but it was interrupted by a guy who started banging on the curtain and shouting that it was his girlfriend. I stopped and went out to him. He continued to yell and curse. Looking back and into the room, I saw that the woman was gone. Not in the sense that she ran away, but in the sense that she wasn't there in the first place. It was a hallucination. It turns out I ended up in a mental institution! I told the guy, "What girlfriend? I'm alone here." But he didn't calm down and started to fight. I had to hit the idiot a couple of times, and that's where it ended.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт