Teikoku Kagekidan

Okay, I won't do it next year...

No, no, who will throw poop at my scarecrows then? I won't have anyone to throw it at anymore.

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This is called "I have developed a truly good taste and intend to evaluate objectively," just so you know.

This is called "I'm no longer hiding that I like girls aged 13 to 16."