Teikoku Kagekidan

Any man who is slightly more attractive than a monkey is already considered handsome.

Yes, but here, "monkey" refers to a gorilla, not a macaque. 1 -- 8 A powerful biker, but his face is too expressionless. 2 -- 4 The hairstyle is terrible; he looks like some kind of pretty boy. 3 -- 5 Oh, it's Linderney. 4 -- 6 The beard... 5 -- 4 He needs to either bulk up or lose some weight. 6 -- 4 The cat is better than the guy. 8 -- 7 A normal guy with an abnormal hairstyle. 9 -- 6 When you're taking a photo for an ID, but this Martian isn't going to get one. 10 -- 8 11 -- 3 12 -- 3