Граф Орлов
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Well, what's up? I specifically signed up to trash-talk everyone, but this time, there's hardly anyone to trash-talk.
2 -- 6 The "Greek profile" is a rather specific thing in itself, and it doesn't look good at all when combined with a triangular face. Something is wrong with the right eye, the neck is excessively long, but it's not critical. Overall, it's quite ordinary; the texture of the face is too smooth for my taste, but it's slender and pale, which is what we like. It didn't quite reach "good."
3 -- 3 A sunken jaw, just like in a caricature of an incel, a wide face, something vague instead of a mouth, and the hair looks greasy. They ruined a decent concept.
4 -- 6 Women in uniform? Good. This particular example? No noticeable flaws, nor any outstanding merits.
5 -- 3 She has swollen wrists. She's dressed strangely, she has an awkward figure (or rather, the lack of one), she has thin hair, and the same incel chin, and the bridge of her nose is sunken into the skull.
6 -- 7 Does she really look 16? Okay, we can stretch it a bit. Yes, that didn't sound very good.
7 -- 3 50% of the CIS aesthetic looks exactly like this. Another 40% looks even worse.
8 -- 8 The artist understands the trick: women always look better from a distance than they actually are.
9 -- 4 This could have been about rum cocktails and fetish play. But it's not about rum cocktails, so no bonus point.
10 -- 1 Have mercy.
11 -- 1 Brrr...
12 -- 2 At least this is something.
13 -- 2 For some reason, it's very repulsive. Maybe it's the expression, or maybe something else.
14 -- 8 A rough facial contour, a disproportion between the nose and lips, but the concept is excellent.
15 -- 8 Too glamorous.
You really impressed me this year. It seems that the buckets of trash you poured out last year served as excellent fertilizer for the growth of good taste. I even gave a bonus point to the top three.
2 -- 6 The "Greek profile" is a rather specific thing in itself, and it doesn't look good at all when combined with a triangular face. Something is wrong with the right eye, the neck is excessively long, but it's not critical. Overall, it's quite ordinary; the texture of the face is too smooth for my taste, but it's slender and pale, which is what we like. It didn't quite reach "good."
3 -- 3 A sunken jaw, just like in a caricature of an incel, a wide face, something vague instead of a mouth, and the hair looks greasy. They ruined a decent concept.
4 -- 6 Women in uniform? Good. This particular example? No noticeable flaws, nor any outstanding merits.
5 -- 3 She has swollen wrists. She's dressed strangely, she has an awkward figure (or rather, the lack of one), she has thin hair, and the same incel chin, and the bridge of her nose is sunken into the skull.
6 -- 7 Does she really look 16? Okay, we can stretch it a bit. Yes, that didn't sound very good.
7 -- 3 50% of the CIS aesthetic looks exactly like this. Another 40% looks even worse.
8 -- 8 The artist understands the trick: women always look better from a distance than they actually are.
9 -- 4 This could have been about rum cocktails and fetish play. But it's not about rum cocktails, so no bonus point.
10 -- 1 Have mercy.
11 -- 1 Brrr...
12 -- 2 At least this is something.
13 -- 2 For some reason, it's very repulsive. Maybe it's the expression, or maybe something else.
14 -- 8 A rough facial contour, a disproportion between the nose and lips, but the concept is excellent.
15 -- 8 Too glamorous.
You really impressed me this year. It seems that the buckets of trash you poured out last year served as excellent fertilizer for the growth of good taste. I even gave a bonus point to the top three.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers