Граф Орлов
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(No longer) Virgin Moss vs. Chad Falcons:
Writes sentimental letters vs. Writes scientific papers
Lives with his mother in the backwoods of Russia vs. Resides in the northern capital with young girlfriends
Nickname "Skopin pervert" vs. Nickname "Napoleon"
Forced to kidnap women vs. Enjoys great success among female students of all courses, changes girlfriends more often than gloves
Went to prison for a "gay" offense vs. Killed, possessed a weapon
Doesn't even know how to deliver a baby vs. Good at practical surgery
Due to his own stupidity, allowed the captives to escape vs. Decisively put his grandmother in her place
Writes sentimental letters vs. Writes scientific papers
Lives with his mother in the backwoods of Russia vs. Resides in the northern capital with young girlfriends
Nickname "Skopin pervert" vs. Nickname "Napoleon"
Forced to kidnap women vs. Enjoys great success among female students of all courses, changes girlfriends more often than gloves
Went to prison for a "gay" offense vs. Killed, possessed a weapon
Doesn't even know how to deliver a baby vs. Good at practical surgery
Due to his own stupidity, allowed the captives to escape vs. Decisively put his grandmother in her place
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers