Граф Орлов
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Voluntarily?
But how else? Well, to be more precise, I just don't care. I could have gone to university to earn around 50 after four years, and even more with a master's degree after six (though I might not live that long), or I could have joined the Rosgvardia (Russian National Guard) to earn 30 now and the same amount for the rest of my life. It's a moderate amount of crap, because this time the specialization is decent, and the Rosgvardia is a funny thing, not to mention that the army or Rosgvardia is the only chance to find a decent team. But, as Aristotle said, a wise man only needs God, so screw the real-life team; I can always go to a ReConFest if needed. As for the math, university will pay for itself by the time I'm 26, so I decided: if I get into university on a scholarship, I'll go; if not, I'll join the Rosgvardia. And I scored 96 on the Unified State Exam, thanks to our supposedly "dumbing down" army, and I went to university to freeload off the state.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers