The Legend of Eshingir [5000 air]
Imrud, Anfa, and Eshingir are asked: what would you do if you had a time machine?
Imrud replies: "I would travel to the year 1300 and ensure that my descendants don't descend into hedonism; it's such a disgrace for my nation."
Anfa: "I would go back to the 800s and eradicate incompetence and nepotism among the nobility; it's such a disgrace for my nation."
Eshingir is asked – what would you do with a time machine? He replies: "I would tint the rear windows."
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