Sacred Haven of Debauchery

you're just lazy, that's why you don't cut it.

I prefer the terms "rational" and "natural."

and I personally use the purchased pepper solely as a light and pleasant snack.

Here's a person who clearly knows what they're doing. When you have an excellent, juicy, tasty, and refreshing chilled vegetable that you can eat, why cut it, mix it into a mush, and pour enhancers on it? Do you also peel the cucumber slices and throw the skin away? That's not what God intended when he created them.