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They are a bit behind the times; nowadays, it's not called "happy," but rather "cuckold."
But no, here it would be more accurate to say he "found himself an RSP" (Relationship Status Provider). If she had married him, had two children in the marriage with some random guys or drug-addicted thugs, and he accepted them as his own, then yes, your scenario would be appropriate.