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Who are you?
Aslan.

Who are you really?
Vlad.

What’s your deepest, most secret desire?
To become a bun, because everyone loves them.

If you knew you couldn’t fail, what’s the benefit of not beginning?
The benefit might be in not doing something you'll later regret. Checkmate!

If not now, when?
Tomorrow)

Who’s permission do you need?
My mom's, of course.

What’s stopping you?
Well... it's too hot today, it's hard to concentrate.

Who or what is holding you back?
The heat.

If you don’t know what you want, why on earth aren’t you trying to find out?
But how should I look for it?

When you know what you truly want, will you actually do anything about it?
No, of course not, why would I?

What’s important to you?
Nothing, I'm a nihilist and a Jokir.

What’s really important to you?
Nothing.

If you wrote a list of everything that’s important to you, would you even be on it?
You won't believe it...

If you don’t prioritize yourself, how will you ever be happy?
Well, I buy myself food... how else can I prioritize myself....

What’s the excuse you use the most?
"It's not the right time to do it."

When will you stop using your excuses?
I don't know, but now is not the time to stop using them.

Do you feel good when you know you’re using excuses?
Of course, because it gives me a reason to do nothing.

Will you ever get what you want if you keep making excuses?
Do you think I need to stop making excuses and finally become a bun?...

Why won’t you just be honest with yourself?
I am honest with myself.

How long can you go on doing what you’re doing?
Are we talking about answering these questions? Because that's what I'm doing right now. Well, I don't know, maybe another 10 minutes and I'll definitely get bored.

When you’re totally honest with yourself, what will happen?
Suicide?

Do you choose comfort over happiness?
Comfort, because it makes me happy.

If any of these have resonated, are you gonna make an excuse or actually do something about it?
The alternative is to sit there and do absolutely nothing different. Procrastinate. Get annoyed with yourself. Wish things were different. Even though things need to change. Even though you know you’re choosing comfort over happiness. But, let me ask you – what would the real you do?
Aslan would write something stupid and ironic. Well, Vlad would probably do the same.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?