Abasdarhon's Castle

- Good afternoon. I'm just looking around, trying to figure out how many months I'll have to spend on this one Greek. I mean, I've never been here before, and I thought the selection would be simpler. The weapons are magnificent, although not quite what I'm looking for. Well, have a good day.
He didn't bother the saleswoman any further and headed towards "Fortress". Hasn't anyone been there yet? There has to be a store somewhere that sells practical and inexpensive weapons that you don't mind getting covered in enemy guts.

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But they pay a lot more for crap.

Exactly. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Donald Trump – they all cleaned up crap in their time. Of course, they didn't kill their entire families.