Граф Орлов
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From the very first paragraph, I experienced cognitive dissonance. Sometimes she wants a knight, sometimes a roofer, sometimes a bandit... Although, in reality, she probably just wants a very unintelligent man.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers