I was 14, and I remember I was friends with a boy, but then I started liking his brother more. The first one, in despair, shouted: "How could this happen? What should I do to win you back?", and I, of course, like a true bitch, blurted out: "Just jump out the window."
And he did. From the third floor of the school. Luckily, it was March, and there was still snow, so Yura only ended up with a broken leg. But of course, I immediately dumped his brother and ran to Yura. He was a knight. What a gesture!
You can find the full story, by the way, so you can properly cringe.
Where do we end up when we save the world?