B и T

A large collection with my sarcastic comments.


Translation for Muscovites.

When you want to give tenderness, love, and attention just like that, without expecting anything in return.

Loving is when Little John pays, and the Sheriff receives the tenderness, love, and attention.


There's no point in registering on dating sites if you're not looking for anything. The Sheriff will gladly send you everything, and you'll "smoke" his little joint, etc.


Apparently, another Sheriff just left the chat. But the site is, of course, to blame.


Guys know the sites and forums where other guys will post photos and videos of what you did at parties.


Here she is – a prime example of someone who never learns. Time after time, she chooses the Sheriff, and then complains that men are not "real."


She was so turned off by this type of guy, it seems.


I'm looking for a Little John who will solve my problems while Sheriffs keep hitting on me.


You can tell your Little John, who reads poetry, about the "friendship" you're not looking for, while the Sheriff with a beautiful torso does everything with you that you can't do yourself in two minutes.


I don't like clubs and parties; I prefer bars and casual encounters.


Social experiment: how many guys have you given head to by the age of 24, being "different"?


What do I want to see in you? A realist and a romantic, firmly grounded. A lover of genuine values, a person who is open and flexible in relationships with others. Someone who can give, share, and be there when you need them. I'll have enough Sheriffs with bare torsos who don't value family and don't have established principles and views on life.


I demand a Little John! Why? It's simple: the Sheriff will be the one to be rude and condescending to me.


I'd be happy to meet someone so I can send them to the friend zone and tell them how my bad boyfriend is hurting me.


Yes, boundaries are not for you; they are for Little John, while you're "not looking" for casual relationships with just friends.





In reality, there aren't that many pictures, but I spent more than an hour on all of this. If I devoted that much time every day to self-improvement and finding alternative ways to earn a living, I still wouldn't achieve anything. Because effort and hard work only lead to fatigue. Thank you all for your attention. Today is Tuesday.