Граф Орлов
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First, you write about how bad it is without a girlfriend.
Then, just for fun, you check out their profiles on Badoo.
Then, as a joke, you message them ("just to troll them, lol").
Then, you develop the joke further and invite one of them on a date.
And then, before you know it, you have a mortgage and three kids.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers