Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Oh my god, I uploaded my resume yesterday, and today I already got a job offer at a WEDDING AGENCY! A WEDDING AGENCY! It's like they saw a cheerful person and flowers with suns in my resume instead of my gloomy face and dark pictures. As if there aren't enough cheerful people who can do the same things as me. I checked out their website and almost threw up. Apparently, they're so desperate to find someone that they're offering jobs to everyone. Look, Revan, even lifers are offering jobs here; you can't escape them, and you're going to hate on people you can't see or hear.