Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Hmm, maybe if Heaven hates "lifers," I should start hating "health enthusiasts"? Or whatever they're called.

There are too few of them; you can't recognize them in a crowd. They don't laugh under your windows, discussing how well they're pooping, they don't post pictures of their test results on Instagram, they don't talk about how great their last check-up was, and that everything is fine with them, they don't celebrate Doctor's Day, they don't present their health as an incredible achievement, they don't ask you what your blood pressure is and when you last saw a doctor, and they don't tell you in chat how awesome it is to listen to voice messages from the doctor saying that you are healthy.