Dreams.

I had some funny dreams today. In one, I was a DRAGON IN A HUMAN BODY, like I was a dragon, but I could turn into a human, or vice versa. The point is that some evil people locked me in a tower, put a collar and shackles on me. However, they treated me well. The tower had everything I needed. The funny part of the dream was that they brought me an old woman to eat. And she wasn't afraid of it at all. I sat her on my lap, patted her on the butt and legs, and told her that these were the tastiest parts, and she giggled and pretended to be embarrassed. And of course, before eating her, I intended to do all sorts of indecent things to her... GOOD LORD, HOW MUCH MORE STUDENT LIFE CAN THERE BE EVEN IN FANTASY DREAMS??!!

In the second dream, I was riding a bus somewhere (probably to Alex's. At least I visited him in my dream) and I was sleeping. Through my sleep, I felt that the bus was swaying strangely. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the driver had fallen asleep. I went to him, woke him up, told him what was going on, and demanded that he stop at the nearest town so he could get some coffee or some pills. He agreed, and soon we stopped, and while the driver was looking for a coffee shop, I and the other passengers were looking around the town where we had stopped. It looked like a medieval town. The dream ended with the driver taking a long time to return, and the passengers started to get worried, but I didn't care. I went up to some tall building with a balcony and enjoyed the city view.