My present, where every step you take leads to coffee shops filled with a bunch of social parasites, and they almost run you over at a pedestrian crossing.
And yes, nothing stops you from taking your coffee to go and getting away from these damn socialites.
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It was nice at McDonald's today. Not many people, the cash registers are free, and no one nearby was discussing nonsense. Instead, two cute girls, about 13 years old, were sitting nearby. One was a blonde with long, wavy hair, and the other was a brunette with two braids. I would have celebrated Schoolchildren's Day with them if I lived in Portugal or Japan. I think Mentu would like them too.

