Scenarios for Heroes of Might and Magic III maps.

I recently looked through the entire section and noticed that everyone is posting maps for Heroes of Might and Magic 3, but no one is posting scenarios for them (unlike Heroes of Might and Magic 5). And that's a shame. I propose the following in this thread: 1. Post scenarios for already created (your own) maps. 2. Post ideas that you were unable to bring to life or don't have time for right now. 3. Offer advice on completing unfinished scenarios, if needed. Welcome: 1. Scenarios with humor. 2. Campaign scenarios. 3. Description of the planned or created map (its terrain). The main rule: ideas expressed here can only be used with the author's permission. Plagiarism is bad, ladies and gentlemen! The goal of the thread: to develop the game Heroes of Might and Magic 3 by creating new maps based on ideas (parts of an idea or the entire plot) presented in this thread. I'll start (as is customary): Once, I created an XL map with a Dungeon. The terrain was a beautiful stranger in a short green dress with a low neckline. She was sitting on a brown sofa in a room, on one of the walls of which hung a painting depicting (or rather, trying to depict) either the father of this lady, or some evil creature, or just a blurry stain. I didn't spend much time on the Dungeon itself - I made something that looked like a dagger piercing a heart. The scenario was as follows: somewhere there is a queen (computer-controlled) - a widow, and at opposite ends of the world are four kings (players) who are just waiting to lay their sweaty hands on the queen's delicate body. Between the kings and the queen are two other kings (computer-controlled) who do everything they can to prevent the other four from marrying, because they themselves have such a desire, but the queen refuses them. And in the Dungeon sits a devil (computer-controlled) who plans to kidnap the queen and defile her in the most vile way (what a jerk!). At the beginning, all four single kings send messengers, who invariably reply: "I will marry the one who gets me a Ring of Life, and the Ring of Life is no joke (deliver the artifact to the castle - victory). You have to work hard to get it." And so the comrades tried, completing some random missions, or engaging in... in messages scattered on the map, advising how best to lure the stubborn queen - what a find! This is a simple plot. Currently, I am trying to create a similar map. Write yours.