Whoa, calm down a bit. Friends, wine, my deceased grandmother... If you really want to go back, first clean the crap off your shoes, and then come inside, you punk.
Regarding the cultists, I remembered when they started pestering me and questioning my religious beliefs. They had a very interesting expression on their faces when I started talking about Scandinavian mythology and mentioned that Odin is above us, and Loki is with his guys.

