I agree that a real man shouldn't cry, but crying and shedding three or four tears, whether it's a sad movie or the death of a relative, are completely different things.
The last time I truly cried was seven years ago, when my grandmother died; she was a very close person to me, and I cried for more than a day, and I guess I cried out everything I could. Since then, I haven't cried for real even once.

Lock, you're evil, you're not nice. Remind me, what number is this time that I'm mortally offended by you?