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Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, four peoples lived in harmony. But soon, the people of fire started a war. I was a fire mage and was appointed as the leader among all fire mages. In turn, I tried to build diplomatic relations with other peoples, but no one wanted to be friends because I had breasts instead of a penis. More or less, I only had good relations with the air mages (because their leader seemed to be Alexey), they also wanted to be friends with everyone, but they simply didn't trust me personally. As a result, I decided to prove that I was good in a heroic way. I found out that the people of water were being terrorized by a pedophile who kidnapped little girls and did all sorts of nasty things to them. I transformed into a child and pretended to be an orphan. As a result, the pedophile brought me to his home, where there were other little girls, fed me tasty treats with drugs, and wanted to do all sorts of bad things while the rest of his victims were sleeping, but I used a magical scream to call for help and cursed the villain so that he wouldn't do anything to me while I waited for help. As a result, the main air mage, who looked like Alexey, turned into a bird, flew to my scream, saved me, and ripped the face off the water-pedophile, whom we then handed over to the police.