Dreams.

I wanted to make a joke about Arandor, but I changed my mind. I dreamt that I was in some hospital, visiting my grandmother (who passed away a long time ago in real life). I visited her, but a hot nurse asked me to fill out some papers. Of course, I wasn't thinking about the papers and started flirting with her. She was receptive, but it turned out that she was the one who had lured me in. I ended up in a room with some creepy machine with rubber things of different sizes, and somehow I was immobilized. Another hot nurse appeared, and they decided that I needed the biggest one ((. I asked them to choose a smaller one, but they were angry and refused. Luckily, I realized that I had enough strength to escape, and I did. The nurses were scared, and I laughed, intending to shove the biggest thing into them, but then I woke up ((. Oh, this subconscious, it trolls and trolls relentlessly.