Sacred Haven of Debauchery

A reunion of classmates is when they meet at least five, and preferably ten years later, to brag to each other about which university they graduated from and who became a manager at McDonald's, and who became an office drone; who got married, how your school crush is doing, and whether you have a chance to hit on her now, charming her with your millions and beer belly. And what you had before was just aimless drinking among young guys.

I didn't understand the Fortress before. Now I suddenly understand it.